Here is a list of things I thought I had the first time I got sick during the coronavirus pandemic of 2020:
Stress
A mild case of COVID-19
Anxiety
A severe case of COVID-19
The flu
My period
Food poisoning
Endometriosis
Viral gastroenteritis
IBS
Adrenal fatigue
Norovirus
A wanted pregnancy
Ulcer
A panic attack
Hernia
An unwanted pregnancy
Gastroesophogal reflux disease
A nervous breakdown
Here is what I actually had the first time I got sick during the coronavirus pandemic of 2020:
Not a fucking clue. (But also anxiety.)
Sober Mormon 